(n) Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.
1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong
2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision
3) A person who unfailingly begins an argument with the stupidest person in the room.
1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong
2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision
3) A person who unfailingly begins an argument with the stupidest person in the room.
1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.
2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.
3) He's always getting into fights with idiots. He's such a dumb laser.
2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.
3) He's always getting into fights with idiots. He's such a dumb laser.
by Snibby March 16, 2012
Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.
1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong
2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision
1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong
2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision
1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.
2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.
2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.
by Snibby March 16, 2012
by Devil Dude November 21, 2018
The event when a person/thing rages so much that they fire lasers to vent the rage extremly awesomely.
by Lolazaurus April 10, 2010
It's a word used to define when a man ejacualtes so hard and with such an accurate beam that it can ''cleanly'' cut through anything like if it was a laser cutter.
Yesterday when i left home i forgot my keys so i decided to start watching lesbian BDSM porn on my phone, i pointed my cock to the lock of my door and ejaculated, now i gotta pay 1000$ in repairs but at least i was able to enter my house. It felt like one of those laser cutters from cartoons that cut through everything they point at.
by Cuttermaster69 October 17, 2023
Electronic music. Typically heard at raves or European discos. Sounds like a fire fight from an 80s G.I. Joe episode (all of their guns shot laser beams).
A hallmark of Laser Music is a highly repetitive beat and "laser sounds" (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.
A hallmark of Laser Music is a highly repetitive beat and "laser sounds" (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.
Person A: "They said they were gonna be at xyz club tonight and that we should go"
Person B: "Xyz club? That's a laser music club! Fuck that!"
Person A: "What? You mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?"
Person B: "Xyz club? That's a laser music club! Fuck that!"
Person A: "What? You mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?"
by ThePinnacle October 20, 2011
by Juggalo ginger July 11, 2018