Lapdong 

When your bulge goes up when they sit on your lap

(Thx Kelly-)

S/O: “Can i sit on your lap?”

Him:” Aight.”

S/O: “Is that ur lapdong?”

Lapdong by DRichest July 14, 2021

laphog 

Slang for a huge dick

Phil has got himself a huge laphog.

laphog by mudboner69 March 10, 2018

lapongga 

Filipino slang for sexually touching a woman's breasts.

Pre, ang sarap LAPONGGAhin ng dyoga nya!

lapongga by Pilyong Ikos June 24, 2006

Laphog 

A big dick.

That guy has a laphog on him, for sure.

Laphog by PDizzle48 August 16, 2025