lapanen

A wierd pan sexual "person" who thinks it he/she is better than everyone. She is a real asshole and a fucking pierupää. Lapanen likes to read fanfiction and jerk off to anime. She thinks that jaakko is a fucing impotent.

Jaakko: Wow lapanen i hope you die

lapanen by pieru December 2, 2017

lapaëna 

a machine that can change your height or weight.

I used my lapaëna to become 2 inches shorter.

lapaëna by Spedian July 29, 2003

Lapanese

a) A sexy people, with long luxurious fur, and between 6 and 8 nipples. A friendly people, and very nice to outsiders.
b) A contagious disease that is only passed down through dancing with unicorns.

"I'm Half and Half, Me da's a muggle, me mams a lapanese"

Lapanese by LupinSadoMasichist September 22, 2011