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VERY small town in the middle of the woods in northern Wisconsin. Laona is known for it's being 45 minutes from the nearest Walmart/Theater, it's family dollar, silver lake, the gas station, and the only blinking read light in the county (not to be confused with a traffic light). Laona's youth start drinking too early, throwing parties 20 miles down dirt roads. This pattern of drinking is also common in adults, being that there are twice as many bars as churches. Pronounced- (Lay Oh Nah). Haven't been there? You haven't missed much.
Person 1- Guess where I went last weekend?

Person 2- Where?

Person 1- LAONA!

(silence)

Person 2- Why?
Laona by Gumby24 February 19, 2009
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Laone is a name for a very unique person. Very kind but not the kind to be messed with. A Laone is passionate about doing what Loane loves and cares about his/her friends. Soulmates name probably starts with a T
Laone is so kind tho🤧❤️
Laone by Kinyyyy June 9, 2020
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laonies are very nice and kind hearted.they are good to be friends with because they will never let you down however you don't want to get on their bad side or piss them off because you will regret it. they can often be shy at first but when you get to know them you will never want to let them down. Laonies may not show much emotion but deep down everything you say to them sticks with them even if it's good or bad.
laonies are very nice and kind hearted.
laonie by hsiidjdiwoa April 10, 2021
The name of a player of the game of EndlessOnline. Currently married to the notorious Rettan, both of them leading the hippy guild of EO; known as JET.
Laoni had to kick out a member of the guild because they sucked.
Laoni by Amburr June 28, 2008
Laonell est un prénom d’origine inventé. Il vient du prénom oanell en breton on peut donc dire que Laonell à des origines bretonnes. Les personnes se nommant ainsi sont des personnes exceptionnelles, belles et drôles. Ces personnes sont gentilles et intelligentes des que vous rencontrerais une Laonell vous serez tout de suite épanouis dans votre vie. En revanche ces personnes sont souvent narcissiques et veulent être au centre de l’attention.
Laonell est belle et intelligente.
laonell by Laoxe November 21, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026