A cannibal who may or may not be in love with a man named “Gareth.”
Oh, you are secretly a cannibal and in love with a man named Gareth? Must be a Laney.
by Lucifer’s cat March 26, 2020
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euphemism for crap, useless, rubbish.

perhaps based on Brendan Laney, too laney to play for the All Blacks so became a Scottish rugby player.
Feck that was film was laney.
Stan Collymore was a good dogger but a laney footballer.
by Ben "Muppet" Cohen October 4, 2006
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euphemism for crap, useless, rubbish.

perhaps based on Brendan Laney, too laney to play for the All Blacks so became a Scottish rugby player.
Feck that was film was laney.
Stan Collymore was a good dogger but a laney footballer.
Source: Ben "Muppet" Cohen, Dublin
by Ben "Muppet" Cohen October 5, 2006
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Laney is a super hot girl. She may not always believe that about herself. She is a very shy, quiet, and reserved person when you first meet her. After getting to know her she will become one of your greatest friends. She loves sports and is a very active person
Man, she sure is a Laney.
by King Maxwell December 29, 2018
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Laney is usually drunk or on the ground first and around the time of 6:30pm after two Cruisers. She claims to go hard but clearly doesn't. Always hangs onto the past.
*@ 6:30pm*

Person 1 : "Have you seen laney?"
Person 2: " Yeah, shes passed out on the ground crying"
Person 1: "Shit aye"
by sorry laney January 16, 2020
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fat ass bitchhhhh
ew it’s laney
by hoehoehoe123 January 28, 2019
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