A fish-god that rose from the ocean incomplete, gaining experience and knowledge through the trials of humanity. The result was a fish bearing the humanoid limbs of many gods he had violently obliterated, save for the limbs. His own creation revolted against him and his controlling ideals, creating a new wave of powerful entities caught in constant battle. It still rages on to this day.
Person A: "Hey have you heard of our lord and savior?"
Person B: "Yeah, Land Fish?"
Person A: "What? No, I was talking about Jesus, what the fuck is Land Fish?"
Person B: "Get the fuck out"
Person B: "Yeah, Land Fish?"
Person A: "What? No, I was talking about Jesus, what the fuck is Land Fish?"
Person B: "Get the fuck out"
by landfishworshipper100 September 25, 2019
A young (often edible) cat. (Coined by Stephen Colbert as a reaction to PETA's new nickname for fish, "sea kittens.")
by J. van Mueller January 16, 2009
by Don Q Ronaldo July 14, 2009
Fish eater:"I'll have the tuna with lemon"
Cow eater:"I'll have your finest land fish with a side of A1"
Cow eater:"I'll have your finest land fish with a side of A1"
by DjMoFunk July 11, 2010
Land fish is the opposite of a slut, as a land fish is fucking dry. It has more of a negative connotation as it can be used to describe someone who doesn’t get a lot of action, but on the other hand it’s hella hilarious.
by Maiskolbe April 21, 2019