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If you have met a Lan-Chi in your life, just know you met an Angel (and the mommy you never had).

She will kiss you, hug you, read you a story and tuck you in bed every night. In the morning, she makes a hell of a hot cocoa.

Her brownies taste like heaven and her smile will make you melt.
Person 1: "Have you met Lan-Chi"
Person 2: "Yes, my life has been better ever since"
Lan-Chi by zestymelty November 24, 2021
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a play in rugby, similar to a rolling maul, where every forward binds on to the ball carrier creating an unstoppable rush similar to that of an avalanche
Shanahan Rugby is the finest lanching team in Chester County and possibly the United States. Ben Green is to lanching what Bill Gates is to Windows.
lanching by Ben Green June 6, 2007
Lanchi is someone we all want but not everyone gets her. Pretty, Cute, Beautiful, Funny and the list goes on and on. EPITOME FOR THE WORD EMPRESS.
Lanchi, wish she was mine dawg.
Lanchi by crazyxyz November 22, 2021

Lanchiao 

Penis (the thing between a man's two legs) mostly used in Malaysia
If he scored a perfect score in this test, I would cut my lanchiao

Lanchinnnnngu, langchinUnnnngu, lanchinnnnngU 

Lanchinnnnngu, langchinUnnnngu, lanchinnnnngU
Lanchinnnnngu, langchinUnnnngu, lanchinnnnngU
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026