Lamce 

1. A person containing the unfavorable, unattractive, and lame qualities of a man named Lance.

2. A low life stoner.
3. Having the qualities of a massive player.

That fucking Lamce canceled our god damn plans again.

Lamce always ignores me until its convenient for him to care.

That guys a bastard..what a lamce.

Those Lamces never give two shits.

Lamce sits around all day, smokes, and bails on plans with his girlfriend.

Lamce by You are running out of chances December 6, 2009

Purple Laces 

In the punk movement, purple laces on boots such as Dr. Martens mean LGBT Pride, but could also mean
Anti-Skinhead

"Hey, what's the bootlace law for Purple Laces?"
"Oh it means LGBT Pride."

Purple Laces by bigcryptidtiddies March 6, 2020

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert 

One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.

Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert by JewBoy98 February 14, 2019

lame shane 

Any loss of erection or libido due to back pain.

Everything was going smooth until I lame Shaned this chick. She won't call me back...

lame shane by BabyChoker July 13, 2017

phi beta lame 

The fraternity for all the guys who think that being in a fraternity makes them important

G: The new boss, he keeps bragging about how he was part of a fraternity at college, is that lame or what?
OG: That's more than lame, that's phi beta lame?

phi beta lame by theauthormarkwilkins February 6, 2017

laced blunt 

A “laced blunt” is marijuana laced with other drugs such as PCP or MDMA. Side effects includes hallucinations, disorientation, paranoia, etc.

MotorSport - Migos ft. Nicki Minaj & Cardi B

Nicki's Verse: "Attention, I'ma need you to face front You don't wanna smoke with me , this is a laced blunt

laced blunt by uglass hoe December 10, 2017

Lambert High School

Hook em and Cook em! The school in the suburbs of Atlanta in Cumming GA, all puns intended. This is the school where everyone judges and hates on just about everyone. This is the school where sex isn’t an option. Drama thrives through the blood of everyone in this school. This is the school where the admin doesn’t give a rats ass about anyone unless it looks like it’ll ruin their rep. 90% of the staff is white. All the guys float their hats on their heads with long shaggy hair thinking they look cool but anyone can see they look like a homeless idiot. Looking through the parking lot and only seeing trucks and mustangs? Oh hun that’s normal. Depressed? Anxious? Suicidal? Welcome to Lambert High School!

Welcome to Lambert High School!

Fuck that i’m outtie.

Lambert High School by anonymousbrownie2 August 30, 2018