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Lakeland High School 

AKA Bakeland, the druggie school of Huron Valley.

All the bathrooms smell horrible because people use them to smoke pot. Theres someone in every class that either sells drugs or can give you a phone number to call someone who sells drugs. The girls are cliquey. The guys are douche-bags. International Academy people downstairs think they are better than everyone else just because they're in a smarter school.
The only good thing about Lakeland is... oh wait. There isn't one.
Two girls got busted for bringing alcohol to school and getting drunk just last week.
Typical lakeland high school.
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Lakeland High School 

A high school in a small town New York which is the definition of hell and where all dreams go to die.
Person one: hey bro I'm going to Lakeland High School this year

Person two: woah good luck because all kids care about in the da pressing cardboard box is drugs and sex

Lakeland High School 

Everyone is fake. I mean everyone. That school has no sympathy for each other. It’s terrible and no one should ever have to go through such misery. Their mascot is a fucking hornet which shows how bitter they are. Their school colors are green and cold but hey, those are some rad colors. It’s sister school is Walter Panas High School.
“Hey look, they are so fake to each other, must be from [Lakeland High School”

Lakeland Senior High School

The best High School in Lakeland, FL. We are the team that beats yours! Our football team will kick your ass. GO DREADNAUGHTS! :)
1-"So who is playing at the football game tonight?"
2-"Lakeland and Kathleen"
1-"I think Kathleen is going to win"
2-"PSH! Whatever, Lakeland Senior High School is the team that beats yours"
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