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Lakeland High School 

AKA Bakeland, the druggie school of Huron Valley.

All the bathrooms smell horrible because people use them to smoke pot. Theres someone in every class that either sells drugs or can give you a phone number to call someone who sells drugs. The girls are cliquey. The guys are douche-bags. International Academy people downstairs think they are better than everyone else just because they're in a smarter school.
The only good thing about Lakeland is... oh wait. There isn't one.
Two girls got busted for bringing alcohol to school and getting drunk just last week.
Typical lakeland high school.
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Lakeland High School 

A high school in a small town New York which is the definition of hell and where all dreams go to die.
Person one: hey bro I'm going to Lakeland High School this year

Person two: woah good luck because all kids care about in the da pressing cardboard box is drugs and sex

Lakeland High School 

Everyone is fake. I mean everyone. That school has no sympathy for each other. It’s terrible and no one should ever have to go through such misery. Their mascot is a fucking hornet which shows how bitter they are. Their school colors are green and cold but hey, those are some rad colors. It’s sister school is Walter Panas High School.
“Hey look, they are so fake to each other, must be from [Lakeland High School

Lakeland Senior High School

The best High School in Lakeland, FL. We are the team that beats yours! Our football team will kick your ass. GO DREADNAUGHTS! :)
1-"So who is playing at the football game tonight?"
2-"Lakeland and Kathleen"
1-"I think Kathleen is going to win"
2-"PSH! Whatever, Lakeland Senior High School is the team that beats yours"

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026