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Lawson's clause

Lawson's clause is a modern adaptation to the traditionally established rule of dating (see "Half your age plus seven") regarding the socially acceptable age difference between couples in a relationship. Lawson's clause stipulates that, when there is an exorbitant amount of money or net worth involved with one of the parties, then the resulting age determined by the established formula is then modified. The resulting acceptable age will be multiplied by zero, and 18 will then added.
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).
Q: Bill Belichick is dating a 24 year old? He's like 72... isn't that inappropriate?
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.
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Lawson M.S

The most cringiest school ever and only smart kids go there if u get anything under 90% in ur grades here ur dead. Teachers are nice here tho so ya
by Person111222333 January 3, 2019
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The 'ol Kyle Larson Special

My friend: Dude, I can't believe that happened!

Me: Yep, he was called The 'Ol Kyle Larson Special.
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The Lawson Slide

Tripping over 15 children before hitting a wall, causing several expo branded markers to fall on my child (chungus presely)
The Teacher executed the legendary move, The Lawson Slide :D
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Larson Syndrome

Syndrome in which a person can talk shit via internet, text, or phone call but NOT face-to-face.
Guy #1- Hey man, so did you talk to that one kid that was giving you shit on Facebook?

Guy #2- Yeah, I went up to him and told him to say what he said on there to my face. But he must have a severe case of Larson Syndrome because he bitched out real quick.
by HeavyLiftin July 20, 2012
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Brie Larson Syndrom

Becoming very successful quickly in the film industry, letting it get to your head and adopting all the worst traits of progressive hollywierdos.

These traits include: radical feminism, hatred and disgust for anything not aligned with their political views or modern sensitivities, extreme arrogance, entitlement, self-importance and narcissism. It is usually followed by a widely shared audience dislike of said person, and a decline in both popularity, public image, and relevance in the film industry.
"Did you see the latest interviews with Rachel Zegler? She's suffering hard from Brie Larson Syndrome."
"Really? Aw, I really liked her work. What films were she in again?"
by Mr.GGc August 12, 2023
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Larson Middle School

1. Hell on Earth.
2. Home of the bitchiest and stupidest teachers on the planet...
-Dr. Kocenda (aka. Dr. Frocenda) and her obsession with the dress code and bullying...

-Mrs. Lee ~ "thats a point!!"
by whatever1234 March 30, 2005
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