LONC

(acronym) When your wireless connection craps out on you in the form of your computer saying the connection has "Limited or no Connectivity" (thus leading to the acronym). Occurs when your computer recognizes the network but is unable to confirm an address.

I was on wireless at my school when all of a sudden the webpage didn't load and then I saw the yellow bubble going back and forth on the wireless connection icon in the system tray. And sure enough, a yellow exclamation point appeared and my connection had LONC'd.

by An Excommunicated Elf April 6, 2009

lonc

To shit oneself on orgasm

Oh my god Delvos just lonced himself

by PimpMaster July 2, 2003

Wate a lonch botto

"But this is the launch." in Bengali. The motto for the total failure of the 2020 RACGP online fellowship exams.

Candidate: “There is no launch button. is it because it is too early?”

Proctor: “Wate a lonch botto”

Candidate: “okay can you please spell, i can’t understand what is being saiid”

by The GP Reg October 11, 2020

Lonched

To get wasted or fucked up

"Bro u got so Lonched last night", "yeah Giselle just broke my heart im just gonna go home and Lonch myself"

by b0ki January 11, 2020

Lonce

A cool ninja sharpshooter who deserves all the love in the universe
Also, NOT the 7th wheel
Keith's boyfriend
Not Allura's

"LONCE"

by changkyunsguccislider October 10, 2018

Loncoln

A blonde-haired man who eats a lot but never gains weight. He enjoys wrestling and often play horror games. He wishes to have a girlfriend, but we all know that will never happen.

Person 1: Imagine not having a girlfriend, lol, you’re a a Loncoln.
Person 2: *cries*

by localairdropper October 23, 2022

Lonch

Underground indie band hailing from Long Island, New York. The members pride themselves in their strikingly different personalities but manage to combine for an eclectic vibe. Often include steady rhythmic reggae beats with electric instrumentals for an artsy, unique sound. Influences include Raptor Jesus, Jeff Goldblum, Fidel Castro, Bob Marley, and Insanity Wolf.

Pat: Have you heard of Lonch?
James: Yeah, they're pretty decent.

by californication93 June 2, 2010