LOLrus

Drunk idiots who stick Twizzlers/French Fries/Straws etc. in their mouths to resemble a walrus, and make appropriate noises to relate.

"Grace, what are you doing with those Twizzlers?"

"Well, right now I'm a LOLrus, and later I'm gonna drink my shit with these Twizzler straws!!"

by lolsrus October 26, 2009

lolrus

a walrus who has typically lost a bucket, is searching for a bucket, or has acquired a bucket. mostly found in tagged pictures associated with lolcats.

Who stole that lolrus' bucket? Now he'll have to use a kitteh to find a new one.

by Chupac December 25, 2008

lolrus

A laughing walrus, usually high.

Zoo Keeper: "There's one happy walrus"
Spectator: "Must be a lorus"
Zoo Keeper: "roflcopter"
Spectator: "No lolrus you gimp"

by Pooneriser April 14, 2005

lolrus

oceanic mamal, in particular a walrus, that's rly funny and makes better jokes than u

wtf nooo they denied cheezburgers lolrus

by obvsly May 1, 2007

lolrus

any of a collection of pinniped, waterborne animals: sealion, walrus, seal, manatee, dolphin.

Things took a turn for the worse when someone stole the lolrus' bucket!

by Caturday May 3, 2007

lolrus

any of a collection of pinniped, waterborne animals: sealion, walrus, seal, manatee, dolphin.

Things took a turn for the worse when someone stole the lolrus' bucket!

by Starshine T. March 5, 2008

Lolrus

A woman who misrepresents herself on the internet, via pictures or misleading statements, to meet men. This doesn't just apply to being ugly, though that is the most common cover-up.

She looked hot in her pictures, but when we met IRL she was a lolrus!

by Rinii September 28, 2008