Drunk idiots who stick Twizzlers/French Fries/Straws etc. in their mouths to resemble a walrus, and make appropriate noises to relate.
"Grace, what are you doing with those Twizzlers?"
"Well, right now I'm a LOLrus, and later I'm gonna drink my shit with these Twizzler straws!!"
"Well, right now I'm a LOLrus, and later I'm gonna drink my shit with these Twizzler straws!!"
by lolsrus October 26, 2009

a walrus who has typically lost a bucket, is searching for a bucket, or has acquired a bucket. mostly found in tagged pictures associated with lolcats.
by Chupac December 25, 2008

Zoo Keeper: "There's one happy walrus"
Spectator: "Must be a lorus"
Zoo Keeper: "roflcopter"
Spectator: "No lolrus you gimp"
Spectator: "Must be a lorus"
Zoo Keeper: "roflcopter"
Spectator: "No lolrus you gimp"
by Pooneriser April 14, 2005

by obvsly May 01, 2007

by Caturday May 03, 2007

by Starshine T. March 05, 2008

A woman who misrepresents herself on the internet, via pictures or misleading statements, to meet men. This doesn't just apply to being ugly, though that is the most common cover-up.
by Rinii September 28, 2008
