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Laugh Out Loud Quietly To Myself.

some comedian came up with "LQTM", Laughs Quietly To Myself, as a new IM/TXTing abbreviation. i myself, never really LOL, occasionally i LQTM, mostly i LOLQTM, which is a slight giggle.
when talking about someone else, the abbreviation LOLQTH, Laugh Out Loud, Quietly To Himself/Herself, would then be appropriate.
IM person 1: "omg, gtg, brb, my cat is on fire."

IM person 2: "LOLQTM."
LOLQTM by feldpar February 16, 2009
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Lolqtf. It's like Lolwtf, but with a spelling error.

See 'qtf'.
Noob: LOLQTF

Dude: Eh?
Lolqtf by Lolqtf August 30, 2009
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LOLQTM • loltms • LOLTTM • Lolqtf • LOLSTM • LOLTMB • loltmp
Laugh Out Loud, Touch My Balls
haha, thats funny. LOLTMB
LOLTMB by Billy Bob Chabot April 9, 2007
Laughing Out Loud Silently To Myself. In between LOL and LSTM. When you hiccup (figuratively) upon hearing something humorous but don't quite chortle.
Billy: I want to see the new Werner Herzog film.

Jamie: Werner is a little dramatic, which is good and funny...

Billy: maybe I will go alone tomorrow.

Jaime: yeah, then you can LOLSTM.

Billy: or just lol.

Jaime: sumthin like that.
LOLSTM by Johnetsunami September 13, 2011
It is a term used to express a great deal of humor Lolttm means laugh out loud to the maximum. Also when you're texting it can be a word to end the conversation
Bro did you see gabes stains on his shorts

Yea bro, all I could say was Lolttm

Insert boring text here

Lolttm

No text back
LOLTTM by Dawggystle98or69 March 18, 2016
Acronym for "Laughing out loud, touch my penis"

Commonly used by creepers on Myspace who try yo abduct your kids.
Girl: jus textn w/ frans
Man: cool yer cute
Girl: becky fell on her face

Man: loltmp
loltmp by CH0MPZZZZ May 10, 2009
LOLTTM: An abbreviated term for the phrase, Laugh Out Loud To The Max! usually used to express ones need to roll around on the floor, perhaps whilst eating waffles (see ROFLEW
Dude 1: OMG! That guy totally shot his own foot!
Dude 2: Dude, LOLTTM!!
LOLTTM by Ahsando May 24, 2009
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