Acronym for the L.A.P.D. Pronounced "Lapped" This is when you get pulled over, questioned, arrested, harassed, or even looked at by an officer of the L.A.P.D. It's just another way of saying you got fucked with by the man in L.A.
Guy: Dude that chick's getting lapd over there.
Dude: That's what he gets for giving An Oregon BJ to a 87 year old man on the bus!

Can also be spelled as "Lapped"
by figbush1 March 18, 2010
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A great Police Department. Primary duty is to protect and to serve. if you live in Los Angeles or are visiting, you call 911 (The LAPD) when you need help. The Police department that maintains law and order...if there were no Police in L.A. it would so crazy and more violent.
Help call 911 were being robbed. Thank God the Police are here.
by sothercaliforniaguy February 3, 2005
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World famous Police Department and the best trained Officers in the world. Officers in this Department have died in the line of duty to protect citizens they dont even know. The creators of D.A.R.E. drug abuse resistant education. Also founders of the S.W.A.T team. special weapons and tactics. involved in a shoot out with the North Hollywood bank robbers. Many LAPD officers were shot , but made sure the bank robbers were stopped...both robbers died. Very diciplined orginization. LAPD Officers cover the largest square miles of any other city while having an understaffed 9000 plus officers.
The Los Angeles Police Departmentis is a proffesional orginization
by PROUD OF OUR TROOPS February 3, 2005
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#1 Did you see the news about that jerk that got shoot and died last night,

#2 yea, you know me I LAPD!
by BloodRedRellik August 21, 2018
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Short For Either

1. Los Angelos Police Dept
2. Laughing As People Die
3. Love And Peace Dude
"Talk to you later! LAPD! <3!"
by cazooooooo February 29, 2008
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London Asshole Po-lice Department. If you're reppin in the LDN, this applies to you, so if you're cruisin around piccadily or edgeware road a bit drunk or high on shisha or whatever and you see a cop car, someone in the car will say in a stupid voice 'its the LAPD, London Asshole Po-lice Department', get me?, and every will respond with a 'BOOF BOOF!', cos its famblad, family bizniss, pure, safe yeh?
The phrase was coined by Big Mo, safe, but 'low Epsom tings yeh?
RT Bizzle Situations: Lacartes is growing so much bruf
Flo-bare/TommyGunz: ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeboi!
Salad Tings: you like a bit mooooody n ting!
Big Mo: waaasss gwandarisin, its the LAPD, London Asshole Po-lice department! have some more Bailey (sic, 's' of Bailey's missed out), its good shizzl ma nizzl
Flo-bare/TommyGunz: u sure oh mighty gibbon?
by flo-bare situations January 5, 2008
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An acronym for Ladies Are Pretty Dumb.
"Dude, my girl is giving me all this shit."
"LAPD!"
by Papa Bone-Clinkz October 17, 2006
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