Kyze

A tall, dark skinned guy. Super laid back and good looking. He has a HUGE dick and is the wettest fella out there. Because of this, he is a hoe but everyone loves him anyways. He's a huge softie and his heart is pure. Get you a Kyze!

Eg. Omg Kyze is so lit. I wish all the other guys were like him.

by Meepling15 August 6, 2018

kyze

To ejaculate and have your cum hit a target from a distance away.

"did you hear about that guy who kyzered the other night? he hit a 50 foot projectile cum shot ON TARGET"
"kyzher? i just met her!"

by lee um November 19, 2020

Kyzer

An energetic soul but at times quite and displaced.. Feeds off energies.

What an interesting kyzer you have.

by Ll love grabber July 30, 2018

Kyzer

Legendary in some circles, Kyzer is a term used by few and truly represented by even less to describe a very unique individual. The Kyzer usually doesnt need sleep.

There is usually only one Kyzer around at any given moment.

The Kyzer seems to be the life of every situation.

Also used to describe person who takes on the persona of a second identity, usually one induced by drunken shennanigans

How come every body wants to kick it like The Kyzer

by Gary Davis II July 1, 2008

kyzerhook

you need to be really good with the ssg08 gun in a game called csgo to be called a "kyzerhook" user

kyzerhook user: peak mid imma pop yo heads

them: peaks * gets headshotted thru a smoke*
them: nice kyzerhook bro
kyzerhook user: stfu

by silence1337 October 25, 2020

Kyzen

He is the cutest person and he has such a baby face. He is really hot and skinny but very short. He plays football. He dates short people in Illinois. He is not the most smartest person, so he goes to study hall. Everything about him is perfect. His laugh, his smile, his craziness, and his looks. The only thing that throws him off, Is that he's a druggy. He vapes and drinks and get's high. He is a naughty boy, and really pushes the teacher's buttons. A LOT! He likes to look under the stars on the trampoline with his girl. His hair is perfect but only a little gel would do. He is the best kisser and he's really good in bed. He sometimes shows off and thinks he is the shit.

"Omg, look at Kyzen I wish he was my boyfriend!"

by SecretLover123456789 December 8, 2017

Kyzer

Cheating in a game and then being caught by a large audience

Hes going to pull a kyzer

by HideYourKidsHideYourWife March 29, 2019