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A tall, dark skinned guy. Super laid back and good looking. He has a HUGE dick and is the wettest fella out there. Because of this, he is a hoe but everyone loves him anyways. He's a huge softie and his heart is pure. Get you a Kyze!
Eg. Omg Kyze is so lit. I wish all the other guys were like him.
Kyze by Meepling15 August 6, 2018
Words you can keep
To ejaculate and have your cum hit a target from a distance away.
"did you hear about that guy who kyzered the other night? he hit a 50 foot projectile cum shot ON TARGET"
"kyzher? i just met her!"
kyze by lee um November 19, 2020
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An energetic soul but at times quite and displaced.. Feeds off energies.
What an interesting kyzer you have.
Kyzer by Ll love grabber July 30, 2018
Legendary in some circles, Kyzer is a term used by few and truly represented by even less to describe a very unique individual. The Kyzer usually doesnt need sleep.

There is usually only one Kyzer around at any given moment.

The Kyzer seems to be the life of every situation.

Also used to describe person who takes on the persona of a second identity, usually one induced by drunken shennanigans
How come every body wants to kick it like The Kyzer
Kyzer by Gary Davis II July 1, 2008

kyzerhook 

you need to be really good with the ssg08 gun in a game called csgo to be called a "kyzerhook" user
kyzerhook user: peak mid imma pop yo heads

them: peaks * gets headshotted thru a smoke*
them: nice kyzerhook bro
kyzerhook user: stfu
kyzerhook by silence1337 October 25, 2020
He is the cutest person and he has such a baby face. He is really hot and skinny but very short. He plays football. He dates short people in Illinois. He is not the most smartest person, so he goes to study hall. Everything about him is perfect. His laugh, his smile, his craziness, and his looks. The only thing that throws him off, Is that he's a druggy. He vapes and drinks and get's high. He is a naughty boy, and really pushes the teacher's buttons. A LOT! He likes to look under the stars on the trampoline with his girl. His hair is perfect but only a little gel would do. He is the best kisser and he's really good in bed. He sometimes shows off and thinks he is the shit.
"Omg, look at Kyzen I wish he was my boyfriend!"
Kyzen by SecretLover123456789 December 8, 2017
Cheating in a game and then being caught by a large audience
Hes going to pull a kyzer
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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