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kwik e mart

A store from the Simpsons that you buy food/drugs for an insane price that is really worth .20 cents. Apu is a Mexican Smuggler who pretends to be an "Indian" and claims that cows are "holy," along with elephants. You can tell he's a mexican because he has 482 trillion children and a gay last name.
dang look at Apu, and that smuggler is all working at kwik e mart like he knows it all. like hes the boss, like he knows how to "run business."


omfg i caught apu masturbating behing the squishee machine!
kwik e mart by Katyah December 23, 2008

Kwik-E-Martian 

An Illegal Alien/Migrant working in a Convenience store or Gas Station, like 7-11 or Burma AM/PM.
In a robbery attempt the Kwik-E-Martian defended his store proudly with an unregistered Sawed-off shotgun, out matching both asailants black painted water pistols.
Kwik-E-Martian by rob castro October 11, 2008