Kuchem 

The raddest, sickest, beastly last name anyone could possibly have. Meeting someone with this name is like brushing shoulders with God himself.

John Kuchem is the raddest motherfucker alive; nothing can compare to the awesomeness this name has given him.

Kuchem by Captain Planetxxx February 1, 2010

Kushempeng 

great marijuana, jamaican slang (french)

"pass the Kushempeng, pass it over"-frankie paul

Kushempeng by cool man August 17, 2004

kuchenmeister 

A word used to describe anything you require it to...

"Dude, you're such a fucking kuchenmeister"

"Christ, my kuchenmeister is throbbing"

"hey! kuchenmeister! your cocks hanging out!"

"mmm she has a wonderfully furry kuchenmeister"

kuchenmeister by triggerquatra April 27, 2010

Kuchel Ackerman 

Levi Ackerman's mother who died…

Person 1: Poor Levi, I heard he lost his mother as a kid
Person 2: I heard that too, I believe her name was Kuchel Ackerman…

Kuchel Ackerman by MasterTitan July 28, 2016

kuchers 

Hot ass fam that always knows what's up. These groups of people usually have a large mob of people following them chanting their name. The party doesn't start til they walk in

person 1: need to get slizzard tonight
person 2: let's get some kuchers up in here
person 1: KUCHERS KUCHERS KUCHERS
*best party of the weekend ensues*

kuchers by kidkuchie September 23, 2016

Küche 

The hardest word to pronounce in the whole world.

non-german: koo-sha
german: no, Küche
non-german: kur-sha
german: Küche!
non-german: kush-a
german: NO! Küche!
non-german: kitchen

Küche by ted wong May 15, 2005

Kuchel

The surname of the best family in the world

Leighton and Monique are totally Kuchel

Kuchel by tuit11 June 12, 2009