Krayballs
A state of perpetual gloom dervived from a lack hair follicles on the top of the head but not the front of the face. Often a Krayballs will have sporadic periods of intense happiness when they rub their mustache or watch someone else do something stupid. Scientists speculate that the source of the Krayball's power is dervived from his glorious mustache, but studies have proved inconclusive. Also see Eeyor.
"Man Dave sure is being a Krayballs today." "Yeah, cut him some slack, he's going to the east coast."
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