A state of perpetual gloom dervived from a lack hair follicles on the top of the head but not the front of the face. Often a Krayballs will have sporadic periods of intense happiness when they rub their mustache or watch someone else do something stupid. Scientists speculate that the source of the Krayball's power is dervived from his glorious mustache, but studies have proved inconclusive. Also see Eeyor.
"Man Dave sure is being a Krayballs today." "Yeah, cut him some slack, he's going to the east coast."
by Krayballs August 25, 2015
An individual who consistently acts in a depressed or downtrodden manner although by all accounts his life is pretty great.
-"I ran into Andrew this morning, and he was being such a Krayballs."
-"I know, and he's even going to Virginia Beach soon."
-"I know, and he's even going to Virginia Beach soon."
by Krayballs September 23, 2015