Krayballs

A state of perpetual gloom dervived from a lack hair follicles on the top of the head but not the front of the face. Often a Krayballs will have sporadic periods of intense happiness when they rub their mustache or watch someone else do something stupid. Scientists speculate that the source of the Krayball's power is dervived from his glorious mustache, but studies have proved inconclusive. Also see Eeyor.

"Man Dave sure is being a Krayballs today." "Yeah, cut him some slack, he's going to the east coast."

by Krayballs October 6, 2015

Krayballs

An individual who consistently acts in a depressed or downtrodden manner although by all accounts his life is pretty great.

-"I ran into Andrew this morning, and he was being such a Krayballs."
-"I know, and he's even going to Virginia Beach soon."

by Krayballs November 7, 2015

krazyballa

A super sexy and amazing guy. He gets all the girls and has a giant penis.

Al: Hey wanna go to the movies tonight?
Joe: Nah man, I'm hanging with a krazyballa.
Al: OMFG CAN I COME? THATS AMAZING.
Joe: No go away.

by Goravseric10 July 22, 2009

Kraybill

An odd looking kid, but is the funniest kid you will meet. His famous lines are "thats sick!" or, "i like bats!"..He likes sports but he raves on Motorcross. He has a hairy asshole thats filled with all sorts of stuff..He likes to pick lint. He has a gross obsession on motorbikes but hes really a nice kid. He says the most stupidest stuff that do no make sense at all, but we all love him with a burning passion....He is, himself, KRAYBILL

that kid is the man! he must be a kraybill!

by bigwang343 October 31, 2011

keyballs

The ability and willingness to strongly state opinions while safely sitting behind a computer/smartphone keyboard.

It really took some keyballs to post that. Good thing he is 200 Miles away and does not know your real name.

by Ksoroch November 16, 2014

dirty keagballs

a person that has a pleasure of dirty toes in her butthole but she will never admit it. she loves to be on top and chodes make her scream. she goes back to the same boy because he gives off big dick energy. her favorite thing in the world is when men ejaculate in her butthole.

wow my girl pulled a dirty keagballs last night

by barthole June 2, 2020