The main character in the most badass PS2 game God Of War, a spartan warrior who kicks an unorthodox amount of ass. Trying to get rid of his terrible dreams and memories of his past as a ruthless leader fighting for Ares, you play as him in his journey to kick ass and kill Ares. Hes so badass he smashes medusas head into the ground then tears it off. He is the most badass video game character, right up next to solid snake.
Kratos caught some kid beating off to a picture of him, so he sliced off his tescicles with the same picture then went and got drunk.
by mahhag May 30, 2005
by Toronto Raptors January 24, 2008
by Eazy-X May 30, 2008
an employee who loves younger people and tries to make money on the side by selling man gravy. they are also known for being semi-retarded and trying to act black.
kratos: yo whats up guidos lets go to the club!! i got a fresh batch of crack!
six-year-old boy: sounds goods to me!!!!!!
six-year-old boy: sounds goods to me!!!!!!
by bigmaclover1 May 7, 2010
Utter fucking failure of a protagonist. Originates from the PS2 game God of War, (a Devil May Cry ripoff which caters to 12-year old boys), where he grunts alot and swings around a weapon that defies the laws of phyisics. Despite his glaring flaws, Kratos is also quite revolutionary in the sense that he is the first openly gay video game character since Streets of Rage, and also the first video game character ever to recieve quadruple anal penetration on screen.
by nutrient asparagus September 11, 2006
"The Kratos" is the ultimate sexual maneuver/finisher
Step 1: You insert one fist/arm into a woman's anus.
Step 2: You insert the other fist/arm into the same woman's vagina.
Step 3: You then lift the woman above your head, roar, and tear the woman in half.
Step 4: Collect her orbs.
Step 5: Level Up!
Step 1: You insert one fist/arm into a woman's anus.
Step 2: You insert the other fist/arm into the same woman's vagina.
Step 3: You then lift the woman above your head, roar, and tear the woman in half.
Step 4: Collect her orbs.
Step 5: Level Up!
"Dude, I totally performed The Kratos on your mom last night. I leveled up twice. I want to say I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm not."
by Tygerwulf October 28, 2011