A sweet, kind, pretty, funny girl that is a good girl friend and is an amazing friend. She is a really good sister too! She would have dark hair like dirty blond or brown and brown eyes. You are lucky to have a Kourtney in your life. She loves to cook, clean, and scrub the whole house. She will get short with you at times because she has an attitude. She loves dogs and such and loves kids. Perfect mom material. (She might call a dog her boyfriend/girlfriend)
by Wolfieanimations July 5, 2019
by kourtneydumbitchjaredpadalecki December 5, 2019
Fat bitch who no one likes.Tends to hop from one guy to the next.Never satisfied with what she has.Very controlling.Waste of space.
Guy #1 dude i think Ive gained some weight.
Guy#2 Ew! you're starting to look like kourtney.
Guy#1 Sike i'm not that fat
Guy#2 Ew! you're starting to look like kourtney.
Guy#1 Sike i'm not that fat
by MHS is you October 22, 2009
A girl with anger issues and is very intelligent. she tries to be kind to others, but sometimes it doesn't go so well. She is usually known to be funny and to be a good person. She is also a tomboy. In all, she is Awesome.
by KewlKourt June 6, 2019
Me: Hi nice to meet you what's your name?
Courtney: It's Kourtney. With a K.
Me: Actually it's with a C, dipshit.
Courtney: It's Kourtney. With a K.
Me: Actually it's with a C, dipshit.
by StarlenePhixe October 29, 2009
A skanky lesbian who refuses to leave the girl she likes alone. Thinks she is the shit but is really the most annoying person alive. Also is very ugly and a complete wanna-be fake. Likes to tell a ton of fake stories to sound like everyone loves her when honestly nobody gives a damn. Should just curl up under a rock and die.
Girl one: Dude did that girl who likes you just text you again?
Girl Two: Yeah she's such a Kourtney
Girl Two: Yeah she's such a Kourtney
by brittanyspearsintheass April 1, 2009
a girl that is nice to nearly everyone but if you say something wrong or get in her way she can be a total bitch. she has an amzing boyfriend, christian, and two amazing best friends, myles and madi. she loves volleyball and is pretty good at it. she is very blonde but she is a brunette. people usually laugh at how ditzy she is!
guy 1. "who is that girl?!?!"
guy 2. "oh that's kourtney."
guy 1. "she's pretty, introduce me?"
guy 2. "nah man, she has an amazing bf! Back off man!!"
guy 1. " dag nabs......."
guy 2. "oh that's kourtney."
guy 1. "she's pretty, introduce me?"
guy 2. "nah man, she has an amazing bf! Back off man!!"
guy 1. " dag nabs......."
by krex7 August 1, 2011