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Kourtney

A skanky lesbian who refuses to leave the girl she likes alone. Thinks she is the shit but is really the most annoying person alive. Also is very ugly and a complete wanna-be fake. Likes to tell a ton of fake stories to sound like everyone loves her when honestly nobody gives a damn. Should just curl up under a rock and die.

Girl one: Dude did that girl who likes you just text you again?
Girl Two: Yeah she's such a Kourtney

by brittanyspearsintheass April 1, 2009