the most flippin
ghetto ass park in
the universe. we don't get paid shit to run around
getting dumb ass guests their tossed salads and "turros." Please people, it's a "churro," they're not mexican, they're from god damn Texas.
Sally's Sipper in Knotts Berry Farm's Camp Snoopy
Guest: Hey bro, you got any free churros?
Employee:
I'm sorry sir. I'm not authorized to give free merchandise, but if
you would like you could purchase one for $3.83.
Guest: K bro, one churro please.
Employee:
I'm sorry sir but the churros are still cooking. They'll be ready in about 15 minutes.