Knood 

Knock on Wood

Her: I havent broke my cell by dropping it yet?
Him: You need to Knood!
Her:Knood?
Him: Yeah Knock on Wood!!

Knood by Ayawn90 November 10, 2019

Riley-Knodel effect 

Synonym for the Dunning-Kruger effect.

That Guy is such an ignorant and arrogant flat earther he suffers from severe Riley-Knodel effect. Even worse than Pratt does.

Riley-Knodel effect by MCToon June 7, 2019

Knook 

It is like a knight, but it also moves like a rook. You can only get it via a promotion and it is the most OP piece in Chess. It is represented by the knight, but with the rook as a hat.

h8=KN
1: Don't do me like this!!!
2: haha knook go brrrrr

Knook by heladeradragon October 11, 2022

Knoop Dogging 

Following the rules to the point that it makes you a complete bellend.

Prof: "Your peers will mark your presentations. It's worth 10% of the course marks"
Tupap: "Let's give each other full marks then we have a guaranteed 10%!!!"
Knoop Dogg: "I will give people the mark I think they deserve. If they don't deserve full marks why should I give it to them?!"
Jae-Z: "He's Knoop Dogging us."
Biggie Manos: "What is an area?"

Knoop Dogging by jibcheese February 2, 2015

knoose 

When your friend fucks up the spelling of noose you came here hoping for a meaning but in all actuality it's spelled Noose and "Knoose" isn't a real word so you're all twats.

"Go hang yourself in a knoose"
"... You're an idiot..."

knoose by FUCKYOURGODDAMNPSEUDONYMS1 November 13, 2013

knooger 

n a legendary creature which is known to perform sexual acts on alost anything, moving or otherwise.

v to identify a want to have sexual interactions with an object.

n Growing up, Knooger's friend would sleep with anything that moved. Knooger didn't see a reason to limit himself.

v Doug wants to knooger Red.

knooger by Off Topic November 18, 2007

Knoydart Flush 

Used mainly in the UK with several regional varioations possible. (1) A post-coital reddening of the face and neck. A blush suggesting a recent knee-trembler or severe embarrassment. (2) In card games: 5 entirely unrelated cards. (3) 'The Knoydart Flush' were a East Scottish folk rock act, featuring members from Siege Engine and Tayport Conversion.

"Ain't he got a right Knoydart Flush?" Could be used in a West Country accent to suggest the embarrassment or recent sexual activity.

Knoydart Flush by Socketloon October 24, 2008