Knee Mail

Prayer to GOD. What someone in a time consumed world would do to expidite matters.

In this world of electronica, GOD still answers all knee mail.

Knee Mail by Steven M. SykeS July 23, 2006

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Knee mail

Blow job, especially a sloppy one.

Bumper sticker on conservative car: “God receives knee mail”

Guy: lol same

Knee mail by xx-satu May 3, 2021

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knee mail

n. a prayer to God, or whatever higher being you believe in

"My girlfriend is "late" on her period,I better send out some knee mail"

knee mail by Billy Boyce July 5, 2005

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knee mail

when ever some one yells knee mail and knees you in the snatch or ass or dick

joe:knee mail ..........
tyler:oww shit what was that for bitch

knee mail by schademan July 19, 2005

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Knee-mail

Reffering to a prayer. People of the church often use it to seem funny. Changed form of e-mail

God answers Knee-mail.

Knee-mail by um dunno i forget it September 16, 2007

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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