klorp

-An unknown word to describe something unknown.
-An example of why words just are what they are. There's no reason why mile wouldn't be klorp instead. (It just happens to be that way.)

Randy: "The sign says sixty miles to Camden. I wonder why they call it a 'mile'?"
Earl: "Well, because that's what it is. What else are you gonna call it... a 'klorp'? No one would know what you're talking about."

by tervakuoppa May 3, 2007

Klorp

Used to describe something that is ridiculous

You got to be klorping my dick off!
Bruh what kind of klorp shit is this?

by Jigga B00 J0nes June 17, 2016

Klopptch

1.) To perform a spectacular act under pressure with extreme success (See clutch)

2.) To Photoshop to where it look eerily real

Wow, you did a double backflip on the trampoline while taking off your shirt? That's so Klopptch.

by SoccerFiend07 August 17, 2011

korpiklaani

An amazing folk metal band from Finland.
The band's name means "Forest Clan" in english.
Their lyrics deal with a variety of subjects, such as beer, partying, and subterranean men who like to get drunk and party.
Attending a gig is a near-religious experience..

Dude, Korpiklaani is playing, grab as much beer as you possibly can!

by Jort November 19, 2007

klort

Verb (chiefly Scottish in origin): to experiment and to make a mess simultaneously. To experiment in a way that is aimless or dangerous.

Alister's mother hid his chemistry set in a secret location after he nearly destroyed the kitchen while klorting.

by AYYFRON December 9, 2009

Körperklaus

Jemand der seinen Körper nicht unter Kontrolle hat und entsprechend lächerlich aussieht bzw. besonders schlechte Aktionen bringt, wenn er Sport treibt.

"Du bist so ein Körperklaus."

by OddDict July 8, 2015

Klope

Klope has an unknown origin and no one is quite sure what it means exactly, however, it is often used in the sence of stealing. Klope or klop is mostly used in Norway as the pronouciation is rather different, like "Keh-loh-peh" said quickly. It can be used as "stealing" or in the sense that you'll mess someone up, as shown in the second example.

I'll klope your kebab twat!

I'm gonna klop you fam!

by Bagmannu February 28, 2017