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When you’re teachers gets mad and is yelling at everyone and/or slamming everything
For example: A Door
For example: A Door
kiser smash by Hola my G April 14, 2019
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kiser Smash
When ever your large teacher gets so angery she starts yelling at everyone and slamming and breaking everything to show who is head honcho
kiser Smash by That guy gary April 14, 2019
kiser smash
When ever your large teacher gets so angery she starts yelling at everyone and slamming and breaking everything to show who is head honcho
kiser smash by That guy gary April 14, 2019
kiser Smash it
When ever your large teacher gets so angery she starts yelling at everyone and slamming and breaking everything to show who is head honcho
The teacher was about to kiser Smash it because the students said we wanted are 10 are minutes back on the test
kiser Smash it by That guy gary April 14, 2019
Kirby Kiser
A Kirby Kiser is when you take an old Kirby vacuum cleaner and use the hose to suck off an old man. Then you spread the old mans jizz on a kiser roll and eat it.
2) 2 two fags. Fag 1 is the Kirby and fag 2 is the Kiser. The fag #1 (Kirby) does the sucking of the Fag #2 (Kisers) cock. After the Kiser dumps his load in the Kirbys mouth, the Kirby open the other fags ass checks (known as the kiser rolls) and spits the jizz into the kisers ass hole.
2) 2 two fags. Fag 1 is the Kirby and fag 2 is the Kiser. The fag #1 (Kirby) does the sucking of the Fag #2 (Kisers) cock. After the Kiser dumps his load in the Kirbys mouth, the Kirby open the other fags ass checks (known as the kiser rolls) and spits the jizz into the kisers ass hole.
1) I was horny and hungry but I could not take my lunch for another few hours. I opened a door in the nursing home I work at and took my old Kirby vacuum and sucked out the jizz from an old man. I then put the jizz in a kiser roll and ate it.
2) That guy is a real ass hole, so I Kirby Kiser'ed him. That will teach that ass hole to fuck with me.
3) Hey, look at those kirby Kisers. They are so gay!
2) That guy is a real ass hole, so I Kirby Kiser'ed him. That will teach that ass hole to fuck with me.
3) Hey, look at those kirby Kisers. They are so gay!
Kirby Kiser by Balls on Balls July 14, 2011
The Matt Kiser Method
A method of betting in Las Vegas, wherein the better visually ascertains what bet Mr.Kiser is making, and then makes the exact opposite bet...almost assuring a positive outcome for the better. This has been historically specific to the table game Roulette, though the method has been used with success in many other casino table games, as well as slot machine play.
In layman’s terms, whatever he does...you do the opposite.
In layman’s terms, whatever he does...you do the opposite.
Kiser : “I’m gonna put $1,000 on Black! I got a system”
Everyone in earshot: “Hey Matty just put $1,000 on black...I’ll put $1,000 on red!
Someone’s fried: “Why?”
Everyone: “ It’s the Matt Kiser Method ”
Casino: “14 Red.”
Kiser: “Aw shit!”
Everyone else: “Yay!”
Kiser: Even
You: Odd
Kiser: 1-18
You: 19-36
Kiser: Hit, I got a system
You: Stay
Everyone in earshot: “Hey Matty just put $1,000 on black...I’ll put $1,000 on red!
Someone’s fried: “Why?”
Everyone: “ It’s the Matt Kiser Method ”
Casino: “14 Red.”
Kiser: “Aw shit!”
Everyone else: “Yay!”
Kiser: Even
You: Odd
Kiser: 1-18
You: 19-36
Kiser: Hit, I got a system
You: Stay
The Matt Kiser Method by MaxyPants69 September 11, 2020