Kingwood, Texas 

Suburb of Texas which became part of Houston after its annexation on December 11, 1996. A relatively large, moderately affluent residential community with one, overpopulated high school. The town is the perfect representative of conservative, middle class suburbia with relatively little criminal activity or racial diversity. The inhabitants often take on an aura of superiority due its proximity to various other poorer urban developments. This pomp, is merely a guise, perpetuated by large homes, since the true upperclass live in the city, where real estate is much more expensive. Drug use is frequent, but mostly limited to marijuana. Underage drinking, however, in the form of house parties, often takes place but is, on the whole, characterized as simple, pathetic outlets for bored middle-class Americans who listen to bad music. Emphasis is placed on maintaining a positive appearance, yet noone really has any individual style. This monotonous, homogenous group of white teenagers all look the same: American Eagle, Abercrombie, Gap; all sickeningly conformative attempts at fashion. It is usually expected that on their 16th birthday, young Kingwoodians will receive a car, usually new, but tacky and cheap, thus maintaining the positive appearance mentioned earlier. Mothers tend to be particularly prone to gossip: the true Desperate Housewives of America. Also known as The Liveable Forest.

God, the teenage waste of Kingwood, Texas must be so bored in that hideous shithole of feigned affluence.

Kingwood, Texas by The People's Champ February 5, 2006

Kingwood, Texas 

Kingwood, the moderately wealthy suburb of Houston, is a largely anglo-saxon community with mostly christian residents. Within this community lies KHS, a formidable school that excells academically and athletically. Sadly, our varsity football team sucks. Anyway, the wealthier citzens live on golf-courses or in fenced communities. But by far, we hold a middle-class community. Rather monotone ethnically, we hold diverse social groups. These "groups" often pursue the same interests and music. Do not be persuaded to think we are all jocks clad in American Eagle and such. That would be a steriotypical assault on any 50,000+ population. And many Awesome Kick Ass Bands are listened to.

Kingwood, Texas. Kicks. Ass. Like. No. Other. Eat. It.

Kingwood, Texas by Steriotypical Steriotypers Suck August 5, 2007