the king of town

The self-proclaimed King of Freetown USA. The only charater on Homestar Runner. com that no one likes

The King's answering machine: "No one likes you."

by The Catfish August 8, 2003

the king of town

A character at www.homestarrunner.com who seems to have power over the poop smith. The King of Town Rules homestarville with an iron fist and makes sure everyone knows that he is number 1.

by Trogdor July 31, 2003

the king of town

the ruler of Freetown, USA, who can eat raw eggs and a roll of toilet paper and still be hungry.

The king of town is really, freally, funny. He dressed up as the hamburgrlar.

by agasdgawgjlHSD October 29, 2003