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The mighty orc warrior that roams Valhalla. Said to have a big, black, barbarian raged dick that can easily split a human woman in two. The Kilrog isn't interested in complex ideals, as he likes to solve problems with violence.
Innocent Bystander: "Oh hey, how are you doing today Mighty Kilrog?"

Kilrog: *Pulls outs battleaxe and slices innocent bystanders head off*

Kilrog: "Poor fool, Kilrog have no time for simple peasants."
Kilrog by BionicWhiteJedi September 20, 2014

Kilroy Was Here 

An old graffiti that U.S. GI's would write on the walls of occupied areas.This was very popular During WW2 and the Korean war. This Legend of how "Kilroy was here" starts is with James J. Kilroy, a shipyard inspector during WWII. He chalked the words on bulkheads to show that he had been there and inspected the riveting in the newly constructed ship. To the troops in those ships, however, it was a complete mystery — all they knew for sure was that he had "been there first." As a joke, they began placing the graffiti wherever they (the US forces) landed or went, claiming it was already there when they arrived.
Kilroy became the US super-GI who always got there first — wherever GI's went. It became a challenge to place the logo in the most unlikely places. It was said to be atop Mt. Everest, the Statue of Liberty, the underside of the Arch de Triumphe, and scrawled in the dust on the moon. An outhouse was built for the exclusive use of Truman, Stalin, and Churchill who were there for the Potsdam conference. The first person to use it was Stalin. He emerged and asked his aide (in Russian), "Who is Kilroy?"
The Kilroy fad died some time in the 1960s, but can be still seen around the world.
Where ever you go, Kilroy already beat you to it.
"Kilroy Was Here, so piss off"
Kilroy Was Here by --Kilroy-- December 31, 2011
In December 1946 the New York Times credited James J. Kilroy, a welding inspector at the Bethlehem Steel shipyard in Quincy, Massachusetts, with starting the craze. Usually, inspectors used a small chalk mark, but welders were erasing those to get double-paid for their work. To prevent this, Mr Kilroy marked his welding work with the long crayoned phrase ("Kilroy was here") on the items he inspected. The graffito became a common sight around the shipyard and was imitated by workers when they were drafted and sent around the world. As the war progressed, people began opening void spaces on ships for repair, and the mysterious Mr Kilroy's name would be found there, in sealed compartments "where no one had been before."

Kilogram 

The kilogram, symbol kg, is the SI unit of mass. As of 2019 it is defined by taking the fixed numerical value of the Planck constant h to be 6.62607015×10−34 when expressed in the unit J⋅s, which is equal to kg⋅m2⋅s−1, where the meter and the second are defined in terms of c and ΔνCs.
Scientists have redefined the kilogram for 2019.
Kilogram by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Pulling a Kilroy 

The Margarine Man had a secret secret, he had a secret, and told me to forget what i know.

That's weird.

It gets worse. It turns out that my good friend the Margarine Man is actually that asshole Kilroy.

The neighbor?!!?

Yeah, i guess that's what "Pulling a Kilroy" is, huh?

Kilographic 

(N). An event occuring in the background of another, more minor event, and yet, at times, may alter the foreground event, or may be adjacent or related.
Jimmy and Bob wondered if they would ever see Rupert again as he took to the sky. In the background, he rose into the sky, only to be struck by lightning and then hit by a plane. What a kilographic...
Kilographic by Def_226 July 30, 2003

killographic

1. A word to cover up parent's lack of responsibility over what games their children play, because they are too blind to read the ESRB raiting.
2. Games that are too "violent".
The word killographic is a joke.
killographic by Sogard December 11, 2003
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