Key West High School

A bullshit school where you can get away with pretty much anything including skipping class, fighting with teachers, and talking on the phone in class. THE BEST SCHOOL EVER! probably the only school 100 feet from the ocean.. with an amazing conch as the mascot!

I go to Key West High School so i am allowed to skip 1-7 period if i want.. and i will still graduate on time

Key West High School by kwhsssisthebest February 27, 2011

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Key West High School

The biggest fiend school where everyone is addicted to flash drives and stanky flowers.

Damn that hoe Savannah Cole from Key West High School is a big booty bitch her ass must be really stank XD

Key West High School by BIGDICKDADDYKWHS69XD March 10, 2019

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key west high school

a gay pink school where a gay conch is the fucking masscot and all the teachers masterbate under there desks especially mr. welsh the princible

key west high school is gay

key west high school by someone February 1, 2005

Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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