Typically a larger fellow, usually found near the sewer pipes or gutters on your house. About 5,10 with a 42,30 pants size. He is kind to you at first until he gets the hormones going and almost replicates a man period, in which he will get very angry and start throwing things.
by RTVMomGone May 1, 2019
Definition 1: A complete and total fuckboy.
Definition 2: A jerk who doesn't let people in the Jelly Spotters.
Definition 2: A jerk who doesn't let people in the Jelly Spotters.
by Beautifullydeadangel March 16, 2015
by Thelifeof...........deeznutz February 27, 2017
by Justjizzy June 20, 2018
A real shithead. Has the biggest ego, drinks like a fish, and is extremely good looking. Usually the life of the party, everyone knows him & wants to talk to him. Kevins are very difficult to argue with due to their sarcastic remarks and charming smile. Would go out of his way to help anyone, and can hold a conversation with a wall if need be. Can be persuasive and could probably sell anything. Gets thrown out of bars on a weekly basis either for cussing someone out or dancing like a fool up on the bar. Attention seeking whore who does things like climbing up ladders and smashing beer cans on his forehead. Can be a complete asshole and makes dumb mistakes a lot. He is naturally a genuis which gets annoying because he can be a know-it-all, very witty and has a lot of charm. Very loveable but can be mistrusting, and has some issues with his head, makes irrational decisions but fixes them later. Loves country music, and excercising. Has the body of a god despite his over sized nips. Will chase a girl he loves till the end of time, only hooks up with blonde bimbos and hated by all his ex's. Can talk your ass off and annoy the hell out of anyone. Usually a Kevin will be a member of a fraternity and despite being an ass, will love you to death.
Girl: "Kevin drunk called me again & it's 2am, should I be concerned?"
Girl 2: "Nah he's probably just face down in a ditch somewhere, he'll figure it out, always does."
Dude: "Kevin what you doing tonight man"
Kevin: "Getting drunk with my 'bros' and slamiming some poon."
Girl 2: "Nah he's probably just face down in a ditch somewhere, he'll figure it out, always does."
Dude: "Kevin what you doing tonight man"
Kevin: "Getting drunk with my 'bros' and slamiming some poon."
by KittenhuggerKevinhater March 23, 2014