KETEL'D 

Common for a man named Devin. When one goes to help Devin with any sort of pressing matter, and that person is left with way more work and/or responsibility than expected, sometimes being drawn in to an investigation of sorts; One might have just been Ketel'd.

How was that call last night? ... Man, I got Ketel'd and was here 'till midnight

KETEL'D by Dirk Funberg March 24, 2021

Kegel Drop 

When the female sexual partner has strong enough kegel muscles that she can suspend her male partner by his penis so that he is hanging perpendicular between her legs. She can release her Kegel Muscle a bit then push the male upward in repetition to engage in intercourse.

Wow Anya is really strong, do you think she could Kegel Drop me?

Kegel Drop by NJ9000 November 15, 2017

Keel over and DIE 

A curse Michael Rosen can call upon you to make you, well, keel over, and die.

Harold Rosen (Michael Rosen's father): I hope you get an STD
Michael: how about you go Keel over and DIE

Harold immediately keels over, and dies.

Keel over and DIE by TheMagicBean October 8, 2017

Keel over and Die 

The act of suddenly falling over and dying.

This ice cream makes me want to keel over and die

Keel over and Die by PickledBagels November 14, 2022

dick kegel 

To contract muscles in your lower abdomen and dick to avoid pre ejaculation. Some of the same ab muscles can also be used for butt kegels.

Thanks to dick kegel, I can whistle with my dick lips and also use my junk as a power washer.

dick kegel by MastaRiddle March 29, 2013

dirty keel 

after the act of sex takeing ur light cigratte and shoveing it up ur partners ass and blowing smoke into her ass and makeing her fart it out. some people also like to use the ass as and ashtray.

yo i just finished bustin a nut on dat bit den i b finn do a dirty keel u know i b needin my smokes

dirty keel by mikey j pbg August 20, 2007

Dirty Kegel 

When you’re having relations with your S/O or random chick blow a handful of pepper in her face to make her sneeze and tighten her vaginal muscles

Bro I gave that hoe a dirty kegel last night

Dirty Kegel by Mehwhynot January 5, 2021