A Kenyan Cowboy (KC for short) is a white expat, normally British, who lives in Kenya and and is a living throwback to Africa's colonial era. Despite believing themselves to be single-handedly taking on the African continent with all of its dangers, they are normally observed around the campfire drinking, brawling and telling tall stories of their heroic feats ("I looked the lion straight in the eyes and I swear to you man... the fucker retreated!") They tend to come equipped with safari khaki shorts and flip flops, even when travelling to more temperate countries as they have a staggeringly limited knowledge of what goes on outside of Kenya. Due to their limited vocabulary, the common lingo is a crude mixture between English and Swahili. They are also epitomised by remarkably short lifespans as a direct consequence of ill-conceived, stupefyingly reckless acts of bravado and derring-do.
"Oh, you know Mark?"
"Yeah, he's such a Kenyan Cowboy. The other day he almost died trying to jack into the national electrical grid. The week before that he almost fell off the roof of his 4x4 trying to landsurf."
"Yeah, he's such a Kenyan Cowboy. The other day he almost died trying to jack into the national electrical grid. The week before that he almost fell off the roof of his 4x4 trying to landsurf."
by P3ppermint April 8, 2022
A nickname for Barack Obama that combines Comrade Obama's Kenyan heritage with his Marxian approach to governance.
by Joe Belleau April 18, 2011
When a skinny black man goes on all fours (as if he were a dog) and is behind another man (or woman) who is laying freshly dead and at a 68 degree angle from the ground, he then precedes to use his tongue in a swirling manner to "suckle" the immediate anal discharge from her bloody asshole... then he must throw up and eat it as if it is the only food left in Kenya.
"Hey I heard Chad totally Kenyan Buttsuckled that hobo under the bridge last night without getting his Abercrombie jeans dirty."
by Aliroxhard July 24, 2009
by juan jorge castro March 22, 2011
An East African native, who attempts assimilate into white American culture while still maintaining his Kenyan identity. This normally results in the honky playing a the role of a token "East African" or "Kenyan" person in their sub-culture, and their subsequent friendships are based less on truth and more around their unique racial and cultural makeup.
That damn Kenyan Honky is playing that stupid Jambo Bwana song again. Doesn't he know anything that is not Kenyan?
by Brent Swanson December 18, 2004
My girlfriend pushed my head downstairs last night, I wouldn't mind usually but it was her time of the month and I had to endure a full throttle Kenyan Picnic
by Bobbybeaver June 3, 2011
Verb.
Def 1. To run like a kenyan.
Def 2. To run for your freedom.
Can have Going, Went, Or About to go in front of saying.
Def 1. To run like a kenyan.
Def 2. To run for your freedom.
Can have Going, Went, Or About to go in front of saying.
Ex. 1. John won the race because he went Kenyan.
Ex. 2. Guy 1: I heard you got caught shoplifting.
Guy 2: Yea, but i went Kenyan on those rent a cops and got away.
Ex. 3. "Hold on... Im going Kenyan"
Ex. 2. Guy 1: I heard you got caught shoplifting.
Guy 2: Yea, but i went Kenyan on those rent a cops and got away.
Ex. 3. "Hold on... Im going Kenyan"
by xmorpheus24x April 17, 2009