Keelan is a man who is absolutely shite at Overwatch... especially in the role of the windowmarker. Keelan thinks he is a absolute hard lad especially in discord. Thinks he can jump people in Rushmere but doesn't know he will get fucking destroyed. Keelan is inconsistent Andy in secret the stupid wee coon, this guy makes turkey with the juice being his own. Keelan also is a rager, a very angry man
OMG I met Keelan in rushmere and he randomly got attacked by some bloke who jumped out from the vape stand
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OMG Keelan just broke his headset again because he couldn't click on people's heads in overwatch because he is absolutely shit at it
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OMG Keelan just broke his headset again because he couldn't click on people's heads in overwatch because he is absolutely shit at it
by Papichann December 26, 2018
Keelan, Many of the definitions here you will find (all the ones about girls) are everything that 'Keelan' wants or wants to happen, yet he will never acquire or never see happen. Keelan is mostly regarded as annoying, "Bitch-less", Life-long Virgin, "That guy that's just there/around", and unwanted.
by ThatGuyNamedKeelan January 15, 2023
Keelan is a 5 foot Irish man who has a gore fetish he acts gay but is actually straight, and he likes the smell of gasoline but enjoys the taste of blood. this man is a criminality hacker on Roblox as well. Also he is a psychopath who acts normal in public but loves killing secretly and kills animals for a relief of this anguish. WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
by cock_gobblin42 April 10, 2023
keelans a bot.
by skinny mini May 23, 2019