Kanooe

Kanooe (n.) (pronounced canoe or Ka-knew/ Ka-knoo)
A hybrid narcotic that is derived from cannabis and coca leaf, otherwise ignorantly called together as marijuana and cocaine. Kanooe has affects similar to that of the derivatives' common drug form. It has gained the name "Kanooe" because of the rocky wave-like feeling you get when you are under the influence of this drug. It's official name was Equaledo(equal-eedo) coming from the two latin roots (Eqqus-ledo)of calm and hit or hurt. The feeling of taking it is like a calm strong wave knocking you over again and again which is how it gained the official name from an unnamed Greek philosopher.

Kanooe is a relatively cheap and easy drug to obtain. It can be either snorted when dried and ground, eaten when cooked,or smoked in skins, but not injected, and is commonly used in Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and most commonly found in Florida. This was a popular drug of the 90's and is currently trending in the south.

"Hey bruh, wanna put some Kanooe in our cookies"
"umm..Hell yeah! why would we not?!"

Kanooe by br1ck1inth3wall September 16, 2014

Kanoe 

A beautiful brown eyed girl that is always smiling. She has many friends but only a few best friends that she trusts. She is very athletic and a nice body to match it. Her eyes sparkle and although she may not like her hair, other girls would kill to have it. She is known to make people laugh. She is the girl that most of her friends confide in and she always has the right thing to say. Beware though, never piss off a Kanoe. She can get angry and often times holds grudges against people. SHe may seem awkward at first, but when you get to know her, you just don't want her to leave your side. She has a low self esteem sometimes but her friends know the perfect way to boost it. She gets along with Lindseys because of their similarities. They both have gorgeous smiles, nice eyes, and are really smart. They often make the best friend duo that everyone wishes they had. It is hard to find this perfect duo so cherish it when you find it.

Damn I wish I was a Kanoe!!

Kanoe by anonymousanonymousanonymousduh November 11, 2012

Kanoofus 

The chief of the gooftroop, can't get right. Epitome of a goofy, has no knowledge of general rules of conduct.

We had to 86 that kanoofus off the block.

Kanoofus by Ghettolot August 28, 2018

kapooey

To literally be dead, or reach the point of exhaustion.

My car went kapooey.

kapooey by The Duck Architect January 13, 2010

Kanoelani 

A beautiful human being. The most faithful and true friend you will ever meet. You can tell her pretty much anything, knowing that she will hold onto your secret. She is the kind of girl who doesn't know she's beautiful, but will light up your entire day with just one smile. She attracts guys easily, and they all want to be around her. She is the kind of friend who will always show up and be there when you need it most. If you ever meet Kanoelani, hold on to her tight, treat her right, and never let her go, because you could lose her forever. Love you Kanoe ❤️❤️

where is Kanoelani ?
I need her right now

Kanoelani by Strong and beautiful June 28, 2018

Kanoodlebird 

People engaging in excessive cuddling the public simply does not need to see. Like birds in mating season.

All right you kanoodlebirds get off of each other right now or you’ll both have detention.

Kanoodlebird by Misterlady March 23, 2019

kanooder valve 

Fictional part of an engine, used when the cause of a problem is unknown.

My FIAT has been running horrible lately, must be that damn kanooder valve.

kanooder valve by ed$$ December 11, 2004