A short person who starts problems for no reason
Person 1: He’s always starting problems

Person 2: He’s definitely a Kalil
by SpongeBob the Sponge December 4, 2022
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kalil is a very loyal friend… you wouldn’t want to lose him because once he doesn’t care anymore he could be very nonchalant… kalil stands out in various ways he’s really one of a kind and he’s really great in bed

if you have a kalil keep him, especially if you’re his girlfriend
Kalil can be such a gentleman, but when I made him mad he never spoke to me again
by jasminenoelle223 November 22, 2021
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Kalilou is a very complex human being.
He can be very sweet and personal at times, making you feel special by complementing you and/or sharing his deepest secrets with you.
But he is also very damaged from past traumatic experiences and he will suck the life out of you once you realized he’s talking to you the way he should be talking to his therapist.
Kalilou also holds a grudge very easily for the slightest unintentional inconvenience you might have caused and he will refuse to have a mature conversation about it.
If you upset a Kalilou, he will either ghost you until he doesn’t care anymore and reaches out to you out of nowhere like nothing happened, OR he will ghost you forever.

PS: Kalilou is extremely attractive… good luck getting over him
Person 1: Damn, Idk what happened last night, I think there was a misunderstanding and I upset him… now he won’t reply to my texts!
Person 2: He’s such a Kalilou…
by BoysCry2 January 25, 2023
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