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(verb)

1. To make something sound twangy and full of energy
2. To speak loudly of rape or another sensitive subject in public
3. To buy more than is needed, especially guitars.
Greg just totally Kalared his solo, as usual.

I hope Greg doesn't Kalar at the upcoming rape victim support group meeting.

Come quick, Greg's about to Kalar ANOTHER telecaster!
Kalar by Eddie Ziegler June 2, 2007
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cameron kalar 

A typical Asian teenager with an abnormally large shlong and always has side girls ready on the go, he enjoys shagging Instagram models and is very proud of his unstereotypical cock and if you give him the wrong look, your girls gone in flash
God that Cameron Kalar is a bloody funny geezer ain’t he
cameron kalar by Keelybish69 December 25, 2019
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When someone cheats on their romantic partner for someone they met online
Person 1: Hey, I met this girl on discord and we roleplay sometimes.
Person 2: Wtf, bro? Aren't you already dating someone?
Person 1: Yeah. Don't worry, it's not romantic roleplay or anything.
Person 2: Oh ok. I thought you pulled a Kaharii.
Kaharii by m2345m April 14, 2021

Kakarot drunk 

A level of inebriation so extreme that one loses all attachment to reality and begins to genuinely believe that he is Kakarot (Goku) from Dragonball Z. Similarly all friends present are believed to be other characters from the Dragonball Z universe.
Cop 1: what does the breathalyzer say about his blood alcohol level?
Cop 2: IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop 1: HE'S KAKAROT DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He fine,all the girls want him, he’s loyal,with a cute smile
Omg I wish kalabe was mines,cuz he so fine
Kalabe by Dimplefacee May 24, 2018

Rouxls Kaard 

Some gay tall dude who bathed In grape kool-aid then bleached his hair.
Hey, how do you pronounce this?”
*Shows another dude Rouxls Kaard written on a paper.*
“The world may never know.”

Rouxls Kaard 

A very TALL monster that takes care of lancer deltarune also has a huge ego. (But its fine he's a loveable dumbass.)
He likes to call people {worms].
Girl 1: "ROUXLS KAARD IS MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP HIM!"
Girl 2: "GOD DAMNIT!"