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(verb)

1. To make something sound twangy and full of energy
2. To speak loudly of rape or another sensitive subject in public
3. To buy more than is needed, especially guitars.
Greg just totally Kalared his solo, as usual.

I hope Greg doesn't Kalar at the upcoming rape victim support group meeting.

Come quick, Greg's about to Kalar ANOTHER telecaster!
Kalar by Eddie Ziegler June 2, 2007
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cameron kalar 

A typical Asian teenager with an abnormally large shlong and always has side girls ready on the go, he enjoys shagging Instagram models and is very proud of his unstereotypical cock and if you give him the wrong look, your girls gone in flash
God that Cameron Kalar is a bloody funny geezer ain’t he
cameron kalar by Keelybish69 December 25, 2019
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When someone cheats on their romantic partner for someone they met online
Person 1: Hey, I met this girl on discord and we roleplay sometimes.
Person 2: Wtf, bro? Aren't you already dating someone?
Person 1: Yeah. Don't worry, it's not romantic roleplay or anything.
Person 2: Oh ok. I thought you pulled a Kaharii.
Kaharii by m2345m April 14, 2021

Kakarot drunk 

A level of inebriation so extreme that one loses all attachment to reality and begins to genuinely believe that he is Kakarot (Goku) from Dragonball Z. Similarly all friends present are believed to be other characters from the Dragonball Z universe.
Cop 1: what does the breathalyzer say about his blood alcohol level?
Cop 2: IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop 1: HE'S KAKAROT DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He fine,all the girls want him, he’s loyal,with a cute smile
Omg I wish kalabe was mines,cuz he so fine
Kalabe by Dimplefacee May 24, 2018

Rouxls Kaard 

Some gay tall dude who bathed In grape kool-aid then bleached his hair.
“Hey, how do you pronounce this?”
*Shows another dude Rouxls Kaard written on a paper.*
“The world may never know.”

Rouxls Kaard 

A very TALL monster that takes care of lancer deltarune also has a huge ego. (But its fine he's a loveable dumbass.)
He likes to call people {worms].
Girl 1: "ROUXLS KAARD IS MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP HIM!"
Girl 2: "GOD DAMNIT!"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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