Kentucky Thumb

The Kentucky Thumb is a world renowned lifesaving and lovemaking technique invented by Scott DeShields of Kentucky Ballistics himself after quite the unfortunate romantic encounter with some "hot" slap rounds, (the name gives it justice). As such the term was established as a method for multiple uses; for example plugging a severed carotid, loading firearms, and poking eggplants.

Everyone: Wait, Scott is still alive?
Scott: Saved again by the Kentucky Thumb.

by Seven_Corn May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

A sex position that is used by finger blasting your partner with your abnormally large thumb

Damn girl I'm gonna give that kentucky thumb

Bro did you here about the guy who gave Brandon a kentucky thumb for not completing the AK-50

by Gobagoose May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

When you are having sex with a woman from behind and stick your thumb in her butthole.

Brandon: “She let you stick your thumb in her ass?”
Scott: “Yeah I gave her that Kentucky thumb!”

by Kentucky AK May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

Inserting your thumb into a wound to stop or slow the bleeding.

She ran out of tampons so I gave her the Kentucky Thumb.

by KW76 May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

Using the thumb to stop the flow of liquids when fingering a female partner, and she begins to squirt while on her period

"Yeah bro my girl came so hard on her shark week I had to give her the Kentucky Thumb"

by Alfa Centari May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

The act of inserting one's thumb into "bleeding" / "open" cavity of oneself.

Hey Becky, I know it's that time of the month and I was wondering if you would settle for the

"Kentucky Thumb" tonight?

by Clydex May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

The act of shoving your thumb into an ovulating female, right at the point of orgasm.

“Gosh, I wish I was having a heavy flow. Ricky gives the best Kentucky Thumb.”

by DougGimmiedome May 20, 2021