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Journocrat 

jewish subversive, pushing a nationalistic and racially motivated narrative to better one's own tribe.
The Journocrats are at it again, gender is a construct, whites don't have a culture.
Journocrat by earl. November 3, 2018

journopath 

Michael enjoyed targeting and smearing certain people in his news articles. He did it for his own sadistic pleasure because he was a journopath.
journopath by Ectropy February 28, 2021

Journobating 

The act of stirring journalists on social media for your own personal gratification.
"Dude, I get on Twitter every Monday night after Q&A on ABC and journobate so hard. They can't help but reply."

"I'm so tired, I was journobating all night. Those Channel 9 commentators can't help but reply. I didn't even watch the show they were talking about."

New Journeration 

A generation of young journalists who really love journalism, who fights with fake news, who has critical & creative thinking.
My friend Alenn is from New Journeration: he hates fake news.
New Journeration by qwentynine December 19, 2017
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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