Jose Bautista

No words that can possibly describe this super duper damn awesome motherfucking best player ever that is currently playing for the Toronto Blue Jays. He hit 54 homers in 2010 to blow everyone up. Every time he's up at the plate, something is gonna happen, either good or bad. He hit motherfucking 31 homers before the All-Star break to break the Blue Jays record in the category and he also has drew over 7.4 million votes by the fans to the All-Star game which is the fucking most ever by one player by a lot of margin. This kid is just gonna get better. Watch him take the MVP :)

Jose Bautista just hit another homer for the Blue Jays.

Jose Bautista by BAUTISTA#19 July 13, 2011

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Jose Bautista

The most bad-ass motherfucker to ever play for the greatest team in MLB history aka the Toronto Blue Jays. Anyone who lives in Toronto or the surroundng area who doesnt know his name should be shot. Currently the most feared name in baseball after bashing a mind blowing 54 homeruns in 2010. Every time he comes up to the plate whether the bases are empty or full you expect something magical and the pitcher is trying not to shit his pants. This guy feasts on all fastballs especially those delivered by pitchers of the ass clown yankees (who he HATES) or the dried up red sox. Once he puts the ball out of its misery he gives the nearest opposing player a death stare until he turns to stone. This guy wont stop until he brings a world series title back to the great white north where it belongs because everyone knows the yankees are overrated. BLUE JAYS FOREVER

Jose Bautista is a home run machine

Jose Bautista by jaysfan22 May 18, 2011

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Jose Bautista

Some funny guy that flipped a bat and every old guy who like baseball got mad

Old Guy 1: Oh my gosh! Jose Bautista just bat flipped off a home run! How ridiculous!
Old Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy: He flipped a bat, what's wrong with that?

Jose Bautista by some yankee fan November 25, 2023

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Jose Bautista

Some funny guy that flipped a bat and every old guy who like baseball got mad

Old Guy 1: Oh my gosh! Jose Bautista just bat flipped off a home run! How ridiculous!
Old Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy: He flipped a bat, what's wrong with that?

Jose Bautista by some yankee fan November 25, 2023

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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