Jordi is a freaky dude who's birthday is in July but he celebrates it like six months later.
And he likes aerosoles from eightthousand volt!!!
He's 1337 gamer, especially with warcraft 3!!!
Omg Jordi kicks like so many ass
by Chriz December 20, 2004
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A boy who has no swag and is really cocky. He believes he can get any girl, when really everyone hates him. They only thing girls enjoy of him are his clothing style and his fragance. He has really ugly hair especialy when its down. He is a horrible DJ and only hangs out with pedophiles. He thinks smoking is cool, when really it's just making him loose brain cells and making him dumber by the second. He thinks everyone likes him, when really no one really does; all he thinks about is himself. Once you meet a Jordi, RUN AWAY!!! They'll try to seduce you with their "swag."
Person 1: I have so much swag! Everyone wants me!
Person 2: Shut up. You must be a Jordi.
by TheTrumpets March 27, 2012
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A french boy/man who is a pussy guzzler and favourite position is DVDA.
There's a gay jordi!
by Paul Richards November 20, 2006
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Faggot ass nigga who snitches and knocks down chairs over desks instead of taking them down
Look at Jordi foenim nigging again
by Eta is sus September 25, 2018
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A jordie is a attractive female with big tits.
Dude, that chick with big tits is definitely a jordie.
by Ucfjordan November 12, 2018
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I have not been friends with him for very long but what I’ve learned from my experience is. Jordy is HALARIOUS. Loves memes. Handsome. Loves soccer. He’s athletic. Cute if I didn’t already mention. And so fun to be around. He is definitely a ladies man. I mean I wouldn’t judge the girls who like him because he’s handsome and funny and sweet and so much more but I already mentioned it. Stay friends with him no matter what. Because well I don’t really know why and I’m waiting to see why I love being around him. But stay friends with him. Because he’s amazing. I’ve only known him for a few months and I can’t remember my life before I ever talked to him. I lost him, and I truly miss him a lot so when you find yourself a Jordy like this don't lose him.
Jordy I love and miss you.
by Peaches🥰 July 16, 2019
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