Jonga

v -'d -ing 1 an expression of unimaginable pain. 2 to cause someone physical of psychological harm. 3 a word that causes great offence to men without beards. 4 the act of wearing a waistcoat.

Male 1: How dare you call my mother a woman of dubious reputation, prepare to be Jonga'd, sir!

Male 2: Ha! Not if I Jonga you first!

Male 1: JONGA!

Female 1: *Blood Curdling Scream*

by OrangeSquash July 26, 2010

Jonga

Turkish/Arabic Slang Word for „Joint“
Example turkish: Bir jonga icek mi
Means, may we smoke a joint?

Bir jonga icek mi

by SuedlandSmokers150 July 29, 2018

jonah marais roth frantzich

The real name of singer Jonah Marais. Who is 1 of 5 of the members in the best band in the world called Why Don't We. Who have amazing voices and are super talented.

"Marais is actually my middle name ...not to many know that ...my full name is Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich"

by WHYDON'TWE LOVER13 October 16, 2017

Jonah Marais

brings happiness and depression into the world at the same time . He makes people happy when he posts and performs but it makes you depressed afterwards because you miss him . He has an amazing voice and I will support him through everything- @sierrannette

girl : hey did you see Jonah Marais new post

Me: YES HE IS SO HOT

by Whydontwezdjjc August 14, 2017

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich

The most beautiful human being to ever walk this earth. Will make your heart melt. Gives the best hugs. Is really smexy. You should check out my wattpad @_wdwmarais_ and follow him @jonahmarais on insta twitter and snapchat

Me: Do you know who Jonah Marais is?
Idiot: Who’s Jonah My-rice? (Only limelight’s will get)
Me: Take a seat, friend. This is gonna be a long story about Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich

by wdwmarais March 13, 2018

Jonah marais

Jonah marais means a HOT snack that you eat. Also an amazing person who is also a secret stripper.

Jonah marais is very sexy

by Demyansmnzn May 5, 2018

Jonah Marais

He is the definition of perfection and happiness. He is one of the most beautiful and hot people in the world. He brings happiness wherever he goes. Follow him on all social media @Jonahmarais and @whydontwemusic . Follow me @_whydontwe33_

Damn it’s Jonah Marais, I love him!!!

by _whydontwe33_ March 30, 2018