Jonga

v -'d -ing 1 an expression of unimaginable pain. 2 to cause someone physical of psychological harm. 3 a word that causes great offence to men without beards. 4 the act of wearing a waistcoat.

Male 1: How dare you call my mother a woman of dubious reputation, prepare to be Jonga'd, sir!

Male 2: Ha! Not if I Jonga you first!

Male 1: JONGA!

Female 1: *Blood Curdling Scream*

Jonga by OrangeSquash July 26, 2010

Jonga

Turkish/Arabic Slang Word for „Joint“
Example turkish: Bir jonga icek mi
Means, may we smoke a joint?

Bir jonga icek mi

Jonga by SuedlandSmokers150 July 29, 2018

Jonga

An enjoyer of suck-n-fuck. Typically but not limited to the male gender

Let's play Catan. I will be the Jonga

Jonga by TheCrispOne June 2, 2026

jonah marais roth frantzich 

The real name of singer Jonah Marais. Who is 1 of 5 of the members in the best band in the world called Why Don't We. Who have amazing voices and are super talented.

"Marais is actually my middle name ...not to many know that ...my full name is Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich"

jonah marais roth frantzich by WHYDON'TWE LOVER13 October 16, 2017

Jonah Marais 

brings happiness and depression into the world at the same time . He makes people happy when he posts and performs but it makes you depressed afterwards because you miss him . He has an amazing voice and I will support him through everything- @sierrannette

girl : hey did you see Jonah Marais new post

Me: YES HE IS SO HOT

Jonah Marais by Whydontwezdjjc August 14, 2017

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich 

The most beautiful human being to ever walk this earth. Will make your heart melt. Gives the best hugs. Is really smexy. You should check out my wattpad @_wdwmarais_ and follow him @jonahmarais on insta twitter and snapchat

Me: Do you know who Jonah Marais is?
Idiot: Who’s Jonah My-rice? (Only limelight’s will get)
Me: Take a seat, friend. This is gonna be a long story about Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich by wdwmarais March 13, 2018

Jonah marais 

Jonah marais means a HOT snack that you eat. Also an amazing person who is also a secret stripper.

Jonah marais is very sexy

Jonah marais by Demyansmnzn May 5, 2018