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She is the most wonderful person anyone could ever meet. She doubts herself sometimes because she doesn’t know how pretty she is! If you ever meet a Jolina hold on to her your in for a loop. She the wildest thing I have ever seen. She’s very athletic and has a lot of upper body strength! Jolina will make you laugh no matter what. She sticks by your side through your worst never doubting you for a minute. The crazy thing about crazy people is that they have an even crazier person behind them helping them do the things they are doing! Jolina is that crazy person and I love her just the way she is! She can be the best of the best of friends if you just give her a chance! If you ever come across a Jolina keep her close!
Them: She’s crazy what is doing, who is she?
Me: That’s Jolina and she’s having fun she’s the best! Why haven’t you tired talking to her?
Them: Because clearly she’s insane!
Me: I can see you haven’t met a Jolina before but maybe you should meet her before you judge her!
Jolina by fe4everagreaser July 14, 2018
Related Words
jolicia • Jolic • jolice • joliceana • Jolicious • joli-coeur • Jolie • joli • joline • jolien
Jolia is a very unique name also someone you’d want to be friends with,She will always be there for you when you need her. When you first meet her she isn’t shy, shes a really confident girl, but once you get to know her more she is a fun, crazy, loving person. She would also make a great girlfriend, she will love you, kiss you,give you hugs. Jolia is sweet and drop dead gorgeous!! Like BEAUTIFUL AND HOT. Jolia will always speak her mind, she can be mean ASF but don’t take some stuff she says to the heart she play a lot. Shes a very kind person at first but if she hear you talking shit or doing anything to her that isnt nice, dont expect her to stay nice with you,Jolia dont like FAKE PEOPLE.
Jolia speaks her mind a lot , she doesn’t care what people think, she can be very presin and harsh with people sometimes, she can be a REBEL because she dont care. When people hurt her she will always give second chances, no doubt 3rd,4th,5th she will always forgive you. You’re lucky if you have a friend like Jolia, not a lot of people have this girl. Don’t everlose her
Ahaha you’re funny, lol do I care
Other people: Jolia got so much confidence
Jolia by wood92 March 25, 2019

Angelina Jolie 

Angelina Jolie is simply said, perfection. But there is nothing simple about this goddess that walks the earth. From her stunning lips to her amazing body, she represents perfection as a human being. She received international stardom for her roles in the Tomb Raider movies and rightly so. She has somewhat accelerated her movie career whilst caring for her adopted children and the child she has with Brad Pitt (luckiest man in the world).
"Wow, that was perfection, just like Angelina Jolie."

"This movie needed more Angelina Jolie."

"Angelina Jolie - 'nuff said."
Angelina Jolie by The Great Kraken August 28, 2007

angelina jolie 

the place where heaven meets earth. angelina jolie is a beautiful, sexy, perfect and kind hearted person. she is also a badass actress to boot.
angelina jolie by wootwoot1000 September 12, 2009

Angelina Jolie 

The reason why we men get morning wood and random boners. Even if we haven't seen her, read about her or ever heard about her.

Yep, she's that good.

Also, she would be a nice avatar for God.
Angelina Jolie. What else can you say?
Angelina Jolie by JcDent June 17, 2007
A crazy directioner who has a strange taste of music. A white girl who's obsessed with hot dudes. A London dreamer who eats a lot.
Ashley: hey guess what I just found out

Joliesa: what

Ashley: I'm such a joliesa

Joliesa: -_-
Joliesa by tyi_fue April 30, 2014
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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