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An immense turd exceeding 11.5 inches in length.
I almost puked when I saw the Johnny Log that Amanda left. That bitch needs to learn to flush.
by Renoxication June 17, 2007
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(event.) Shitting in ones pants when too drunk to know the difference.


I thought to myself, "That was the best shit I've ever had", and then realized that I was standing on the corner, waiting for the taxi.
by Craney March 27, 2004
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this is the shit that comes out of someone's ass while a john glenn is happening, or because of a john glenn
"dude i feel a johnny log coming out!"
"aw hell yeah lemme get some of that aw yeah man aw yeah"
by johnglenn69 June 26, 2017
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