John's mom

A woman infatuated and entirely obsessed with the "dark meat."

A dirty, dirty slut.

Anything can be made into a joke about John's mom.

Person1: I like hot dogs.
Person2: In John's mom!


Person1: This sucks!
Person2: Like John's mom.

John's mom by Drew January 24, 2005

johns mom 

A device with which one pleasures themselves. It is not any kind of dildo but can be considered a sex toy

I had a pleasure filled night with johns mom

johns mom by AlejandroTheGr8 April 5, 2009

Johns Mom 

A mother of a boy named John.

Also a person who sleeps with many women.

Johns mom bought a spa.

Johns Mom by Sucacock May 14, 2023

Johns mom 

Darians bitch

Whos johns mom? oh thats just darians bitch.

Johns mom by nciebfbxusjsbx July 5, 2023