When you have no friends and you think someone is fat and ugly, you call them John Cena's Wife and they get sad and commit Oof in Roblox, btw your dad left you for the milk store.
by Tah and Om are racist brats December 14, 2020
It links to the the wrestling champion John Cena theme song.It is known to be on vine.Usually when some one says his name is and gets cutoff by "John Cena!!!"
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by BonnieSwag1987 February 25, 2016
John Cena speaking chinese
by JohnCenaSpeakingChinese January 17, 2021
"I'm gonna wrap some presents for my kids, with my hot Asian wife... and then I'm gonna BEAT UP JOHN CENA!"
by KeepOnRollinBayBay March 11, 2020
1. A fabled heel turn in which John Cena, who has been babyface most of his career. Some people think it will happen. It is shrouded in Legend.
2. Something very unlikely to happen.
2. Something very unlikely to happen.
Person 1: *suggests something stupid like a theory*
Person 2: That's more unlikely than a John Cena Heel Turn
Person 2: That's more unlikely than a John Cena Heel Turn
by Kaine Parker March 30, 2016
by John Cenas Bath Water November 24, 2021
The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena
Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!
Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her
Home Boy: Yesterday
Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect
Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her
Home Boy: Yesterday
Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect
by Whale_Boss69 May 10, 2017