One in a million! Beautiful, smart, practical.

Her smile distracts you from her amazing hot body.

Treats everyone nice and gives till it hurts. Works her ass off.

If YOU are the luckiest man in the world and have a Joey for your Babe, never ever take her for granted, and be grateful for every moment you have with her.

Girls like this only come along once in a man’s life, IF he’s lucky!

A wonderful lover, and makes the guy she is with feel special, always.
My gal Joey, a girl, makes me high just spending time around her. Can’t wipe the smile off my face!
by Alaska guy January 19, 2019
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Hope and Joey are the perfect pair. Everyone walks by and says “wow I wish I had that”. They make each other smile and love each other to the moon and back 100 times. Joey would do anything for Hope because of how beautiful she is and Hope would stop at nothing to make Joey happy because he deserves it. They are both very funny, attractive, athletic and great friends. They are also very sexy. Everyone thinks they’re hot.
Girl: Did you see Hope and Joey kissing at the lockers today?

Boy: Yeah they really do love each other

Girl: Yeah I wish someone loved me like they love each other
by Moist Lasagna November 29, 2017
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lead drummer for slipknot and guitarist for murderdolls. played guitar first. he is a sic drummer
fraze: dude that guy is short.
dan: you know who that is . thats Joey Jordison
by Alex Frazier August 5, 2005
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When it comes to the best trainers of all times its me, youngster joey me whit my top percentage rattata hecc im better im strong im joey
Red:oh youngster joey hey
Joey:i like shorts they are easy and comfy to wear hahah now battle me foolish mortal
Red:...
by Youngster_joey64 April 6, 2018
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the cutest guy ever!!!!!!!!<3

he is sexy-delicious

thats wats up
that guy is a joey standford
by jslover September 13, 2009
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Aka Joe Martin. Hottie Landon's broski. Joey Martini is the sexiest man alive. Add him on snap @joemartin2006y
Person 1: THAT IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!
Person 2: He must be Joey Martini
by Sharty Bae January 4, 2021
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The drummer of the band SWMRS.

Also the son of the one and only Billie Joe Armstrong.

The great great nephew of Neil Armstrong
Me: who's the drummer of SWMRS.
Person: Joey Armstrong
by Canibinoid420 May 26, 2021
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