When there are girls around, you will probably hear "Classic Rosa". His smile works as a magnet and all the girls in the area cannot escape from it. Joao Rosa is a guy really hard to compete with, so better refresh your flirting skills if don't want to end up alone at McDonald's at 3.00 am. Besides this, you have probably never saw him upset or angry with someone.
Joao Rosa: "Do you wanna marry me?"
by Ostrich911 November 21, 2021
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When there are girls around, you will probably hear "Classic Rosa". His smile works as a magnet and all the girls in the area cannot escape from it. Joao Rosa is a guy really hard to compete with, so better refresh your flirting skills if don't want to end up alone at McDonald's at 3.00 am. Besides this, you have probably never saw him upset or angry with someone.
Joao Rosa: "Do you wanna marry me?"
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me: i only know jersey
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Joao Felix is a Portugal soccer player. He is not only a talented soccer player but also a hot one. Everyone likes Joao he is so cool.
Omg!! Joao Felix is so cool. Joao Felix is such a cool soccer player.
by JoaoFelixLover May 11, 2023
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Joao is the most likely person in their family to succeed. They hate fake people and love weed. He has very cute facial features which makes you want to just pinch his cheaks. they flirt with everything and everyone so if a Joao flirts with you he’s probably just bored.

And finally Joao’s have pretty big dicks.
girl 1: Omg joao is here
girl 2: OMGG he’s sooo cute
boy 1: I’d let him hit
by aserty3000 November 21, 2021
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