Jimmy Jones

It’s Jimmy Jones, everyone knows Jimmy. He didn’t do anything special and has no accomplishments, he’s just well known

Ohhhh yeah i know Jimmy Jones

by Ppmane January 17, 2022

Jimmy Jones

Potentially, any one of the numerous corporate sandwich shops that have sprung up in the past few years throughout America's cities and exburbs. More specifically, a "Jimmy Jones" is an establishment that does not offer the highest quality foodstuffs and/or ambiance for the savvy consumer's dollar. The creepy owner or owners of such shops would be the Jimmy Jones in question.

"Maybe I'm crazy, but this meatball sub taste like syphilitic crotch-lather."
"Yeah, I noticed a few pubes in my 'Italian Herbs and Cheese.'"
"I guess they'll hand out Jimmy Jones franchises to just about any sleazy motherfucker out there."
"Man, screw this... Lets go to Domino's and eat some of their cheesy cardboard instead."




"Jimmy Jones: Free Kool-Aid"

by Rogue Employee August 5, 2008

Jimmy Jonesing

When you are addicted to Jimmy John's sandwiches and you haven't eaten there in a while, you start craving it.

Guy 1: Dude its been almost 24 hours since I've eaten at JJ's, I'm starting to withdrawal.

Guy 2: I know man me too, I'm Jimmy Jonesing!

Guy 1: Let's go before it's too late!!!

by Fletch2theSketch October 16, 2008

jimmyjons cheesesteak roulette

A sexual act only possible by people named jimmy when he inserts his Jon into a piping hot Philly cheesesteak in the jimmyjons bathroom. (A popular American North Eastern sandwich joint).

Jimmy 1:Hey I’m going to jimmyjons to play jimmyjons cheesesteak roulette.

Jimmy 2: Good luck; I gave my cock 3rd degree burns last week when I did that

by Thebiggestboce November 2, 2023