Jim Harbaugh

Michigan Football head coach known for being 0-5 vs Ohio State, 3-3 vs Michigan State, 11-16 vs ranked teams, 2-12 vs top 10 teams, 1-12 as an underdog, and 0 Big Ten Championships.

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Jim Harbaugh

Football coach for that team up north. Not even the best coach in his family and can't beat The Ohio State University and whines about it. Had success in the NFL but his brother drove him out and sent him back to college. Uses celebrities to draw attention to his team but it results in "Crying Jordan" memes most of the time.

Mom, the kids at school took my lunch money and made me feel like Jim Harbaugh!

Jim Harbaugh by GoBucks72 December 19, 2016

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Jim Harbaugh

Head coach of the Michigan Wolverines, and the 2023 College Football National Champion. Outright.

After so many years of Michigan football agony, Jim Harbaugh finally led Michigan to their first national title since 1997.

Jim Harbaugh by UIDR2 June 13, 2024

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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