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Jim Harbaugh 

Football coach for that team up north. Not even the best coach in his family and can't beat The Ohio State University and whines about it. Had success in the NFL but his brother drove him out and sent him back to college. Uses celebrities to draw attention to his team but it results in "Crying Jordan" memes most of the time.
Mom, the kids at school took my lunch money and made me feel like Jim Harbaugh!
Jim Harbaugh by GoBucks72 December 19, 2016
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Jim Harbaugh 

Head coach of the Michigan Wolverines, and the 2023 College Football National Champion. Outright.
After so many years of Michigan football agony, Jim Harbaugh finally led Michigan to their first national title since 1997.
Jim Harbaugh by UIDR2 June 13, 2024

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026